Roll up, roll up laydeez and gennelmen. bikesportnews.com has teamed up with the stout chaps, and none stouter than Harley Stephens, at Pirelli to bring you the chance to win a pair of paddock passes for the Oulton Park British Superbike round.

All you have to do is come up with the funniest caption for the above photo, which features HM Plant Honda team boss Havier Beltran in front of Snetterton's famous scary tree.

Then email it, along with your address and daytime phone number, here. Easy, innit, bruv, etc