Instead of carrying out the usual PR-friendly question and answer sessions with paddock types, we thought we would try a different approach and see what comes out of asking racing gods 11 odd questions, so here goes Rich OMG Yamaha’s Kyle Ryde…

Have you ever knowingly broken the law (speeding doesn’t count)?
Yeah

Do you have a favourite joke?
It’s a video on my phone. I can’t say it, it’s offensive

How much is a litre of milk?
I don’t know. £1.10?

What is the worst smell in the world?
Alan’s arse (We believe this to be team boss Alan Lowe)

Legs or boobs?
Definitely legs

On a scale of one (baby smooth) to ten (Ron Jeremy), how hairy is your arse?
Four

Have you ever been to DFS and there wasn’t a sale on?
I have never been

When were you last naked outdoors?
Two years ago

Who is the most famous person in your phone contacts?
Lee Johnston

Is Ricky Gervais funny?
Very

Whose bathwater would you most like to drink?
Michelle Keegan