Roll up, roll up ladies and gentlemen for the first annual Dave Stewart caption competition. ThundersportGB boss Stewart is incredibly camera-shy, claiming he isn't very photogenic.

Our super-papper Bonnie Lane managed to sneak this sneaky snap of Stewart and wife Bernadette at the recent MCN Excel Show. All it needs now is a caption.

Send you entries here, and you will win something. Dunno what yet, mind...