Rumours currently hurtling around the World Superbike paddock are linking current GSE Racing team boss Colin Wright with the Xerox Ducati team manager's position that recently discovered it was bored with Davide Tardozzi.

The job, which involves being able to decide on where riders finish in order for them to win championships, has said it is a bit miffed with the way Tardozzi treated it, and wondered why he didn't bring it flowers any more. The job also added it wouldn't mind some Ferrero Rocher every once in a fucking while too.

Meanwhile Wright, who has still to secure funding for his GSE team in the UK, was unavailable for comment this evening and his wife told bikesportnews.com not to be stupid and to run along, and didn't we know Hallowe'en was the other day.