There has to be a winner. Who it is remains down to you. Of course, there has to be a shortlist and this is ours. Apologies if your chosen man isn’t on the list but to put everyone in would take longer than the Leveson report to be pubkished or to secure a conviction against Piers Morgan for all sorts of crimes there probably aren’t even charges for yet.

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