As we, once again, have no British Superbikes to watch this weekend, here's the fortnightly caption competition starring Airwaves Ducati man Leon Camier (one at a time, please ladies...).
All you have to do is think of a caption that is the better than the one below and email it here. The winner will get something nice and not crash helmet-shape from the stout fellows at Arai.
"What do you mean bang on the head at Oulton Park?"
The winner of the last contest, which featured Mr Colin Wright squaring up to a copper at Thruxton, was Mark Cox. An Arai quench bottle is on his way to him.
His caption was Colin Wright saying: "Can I borrow that 1039 number, should stop any more weight penalties..."