As there is no action from MotoGP, World Superbikes or British Superbikes this weekend, we thought we would bring you this picture of Mr Coin Wright, team manager of Airwaves Ducati, squaring up to the long arm of the law.
All you have to do to win a goodie bag from the stout fellows at Arai, is email your best caption here.
Our best one so far is: "No, sir, my head doesn't go all the way to the top of my hat. Does yours?"