GSE Racing have put one of Shane Byrne's 2008 British Superbike-winning racebikes up for sale alongside both of Leon Camier's bikes and a massive spares package.

The three bikes are for sale at £80,000 a pop (less ten per cent, Colin, as agreed) but the whole shebang, which includes a £150,000 spares list and a free mechanic named Ash (not really, he's only on a verbal warning), is available for a paltry £350,000.

Included in the list are the Magneti Marelli electronics, all of the pistons, rods and gaskets you will ever need plus secret compartments for 10 kilos of extra weight.

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